Nagbabalak akong bumisita sa aking ate at mga pamangkin sa lupain ng mga sakang.

Kaya naman para hindi ma-lost in translation ang  kawawang buraot, puspusan akong nag-aaral ng salitang hapon para naman pag naligaw na ako doon ay hindi naman ako magmukhang eng-eng.

Narito ang ilan sa mga naispatan ko sa internet na mga translation tips.

Is this your property? Arimoto?
Yes, this is my property. Arikoto.

Is this yours? Sayobato?
This is mine. Sakinitu.

Can I have it? Akinato?
You can have it. Sayonato
Can we have it? Saminato?

You haven’t washed your face. Mimutamatamo.
You’ve grown so thin! Kitanabutumo!
We saw each other. Kitakami.
We had a big get-together. Kitakitakami.

Have a drink before you go. Tomakamuna
That was my assumption. Inakarako.
Let’s go quickly. Bachi na yota.
We will boycott the election. Kaminoboto.

Under arm odor. Kirikiripawa.
Are you a victim of discrimination? Minamatakaba?
I give up. Sukonako.
OUCH! Haraikupo!
What a sad life it is. Hainaku.
I’m going to leave you. Sawanakosayo.

Is this your car? Otomoto?
This is my car. Otokoto.

I’ll take this. Kukuninkoto
This is my desk. Itodesko.
Speechless. Wasabe.

I have a lot of things to do. Hironako.
What are your thoughts? Kuru-kuromo?
I am thinking. Munimuniko.

Are you playing the guitar? Gigitaraka?
Is this your underwear? Jakeemoto?

You’re crazy! Sirauromo!
You’re drooling! Turorawayka!