February 27th, 2009 by BURAOT
Categories: Boy Bastos, Iskul Bukol
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Sa tulong ng bespren kong si Lawin, naisakatuparan ko ang Operation Leps Toleleps.
Kaya naman matapos kong malawayan ang pagmumukha ni ma’am, hayun nga at luhaan syang nagkakakandirit papuntang cr. Ako naman, tamang guilty sa ginawa ko. Medyo natakot pa nga ako dahil baka dahil dun, matanggal na ko ng husto sa scholarship (oo iskolar ako noon kasi nga special child ako) at tuluyan na akong i-expell.
Pero di bale, para sa kin, it’s all worth it naman. Nyeheheh! (ngising ala Dick Israel) Basa lang ng Basa…
February 13th, 2009 by BURAOT
Categories: Basta Pinoy Koboy, Boy Bastos
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Sempre dahil Valentaym season, kelangan ang mga epal natin dito eh tungkol sa mga kwento na may kinalaman sa puson… Ooops sowee, umepal na naman tong keybord ko, napasobra ng letter… erase erase… tungkol sa puso.
Sino ba naman kasi ang me pakulo ng Valentines. Wag mo na itanong sa akin kung saan nagmula ang valentayms. Anong palagay mo sa kin, si Ernie Barong? (sumalangit nawa)
Kung yun lang ang itatanong mo, mali ang napuntahan mong site. Dito ka magpunta. Dito kaya? Basa lang ng Basa…
November 17th, 2008 by BURAOT
Categories: Boy Bastos
41 Responses
Una ko itong nabasa sa blog ni Ka Ambo.
Alam mo naman ako, laging huli sa balita. At alam mo din naman sa Pinas, linggo linggo, kung anu anong scandal ang lumalabas. Madalas makikita mo sa bangketa na puro pirated na DVD, puro scandal scandal. Tingin ko nga gawa gawa na lang nila yun para lang bumenta.
Tayo kasing mga pinoy likas na ma-L. As in Lambing.
Achaka uso na din kasi yung mga video video na yan ng mga artista. Minsan sinasadya na din lang para sumikat. Andyan si Pampam at Tommy Lee. Syempre di mawawala yung sikat na sikat na video na Paris Sheraton na di ko naman malaman kung bakit sumikat, e wala namang kwenta yung video. At kahit na type ko si Kim Karshoeshine, ampangit din nung video nya. Feeling mga pornstar kasi, wala namang binatbat. Basa lang ng Basa…
March 28th, 2008 by BURAOT
Categories: Boy Bastos
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Eto, wala na naman akong magawa. Naipasa lang sa kin to thru email at naisip ko sempre na isalpak dito. Kids, takpan ang inyong mga tenga…
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise…
Dear Ma/am:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
*******
Nalala ko tuloy si Erap.
Titser: Erap spell vagina..
Erap: Ah eh… di ko matandaan ma’am eh… nasa dulo lang ng dila ko yun kagabi eh…
O.. o.. walang magre react. Wala pa akong balak gawing porn site ito.
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